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Where’s that Motherfucker?

Well I finally got found, albeit by some fucking, shadowy, mysterious, enigmatic figure of undisclosed origin. So I’m off to hide again, Heh Heh come and find me if you can you gang of fucklewits!

I hate the smell of fish, I’m not so keen on the eyepatch, I feel a little safer with this life jacket on and my two new friends are teaching me how to hold a rocket launcher.

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Where’s that Motherfucker?

New to the game and don’t know the rules or perhaps you’re an old hat and need a little reminder on the rules of engagment? Tough shit pig fuckers, come find me!

I’m surprised they’ve let me in here to be honest, I can’t understand a fucking word these Viking twats are on about and… Fuck who threw that shoe?!

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Where’s that Motherfucker?

What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No fuck it…. It’s just a Motherfucker.

This is some quality nose fodder right here, the two busty fuckpieces come with the room, I’ll pour us a couple of shots and I’ll take that briefcase of money thank you very muchly.

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Where’s that Motherfucker?

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire… A Motherfucker.

That is a fucking craking pair of cheeks, everybody cheering is putting me off saving this for my wank bank and what is that, is it a fucking egg?!

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Where’s that Motherfucker?

Last week was easy, it was like hiding from a convention of deaf and blind five year old children with learning difficulties. Try again you spunk éclairs!

I refuse to walk like that, I’ve struggled to get on here to post this and there’s a lot of fuckers lobbing shit about!

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Where’s that Motherfucker?

Due to the unexpected arrival of the bastard love spawn of Steven Hawking and Carol Vorderman (although if Carols’ involved there’s every chance I’m his dad) AKA literallygoose, you lucky fuckers get two games of hide and seek this week!

This outfit is not very flattering, the make-up ridiculous and I’m not half as nimble as I thought I was.

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Where’s that Motherfucker?

They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek that dastardly, elusive Motherfucker everywhere.

This stupid fuckarse wig is itchy, I hate the smell of babies all pukey and shitty and what’s more I have to keep this stupid act up or I’m likely to get myself bummed or arrested…or both! 

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