Where’s that Motherfucker?


What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No fuck it…. It’s just a Motherfucker.

This is some quality nose fodder right here, the two busty fuckpieces come with the room, I’ll pour us a couple of shots and I’ll take that briefcase of money thank you very muchly.

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6 responses to “Where’s that Motherfucker?

  1. jizzbomb

    Are you following in the mighty footsteps of the recently apointed ‘God of TV’ or better known as Charlie ‘Im guna die happy, even if it kills me’ Sheen…
    To be honest what else would he do, I mean, who gives a bloke like that a fucking shit load of cash, so he can buy an even bigger shit load of nose snow, an get a list of big titted porn stars that are only too happy to do a bit of ‘off screen’ work on poor ol charlie’s dick, and suck the jizz right out of him… who would do a brilliant thing like that…???
    I bow to the bloke who pays his wages, I say give Charie a fuckin raise, he’s guna need… I hear Bree Olson wants do another night, lucky bastard

  2. literallygoose

    Loose Women green room.

    OR

    Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s holding cell prior to his court case for bending one in a 17 year old Moroccan Loose Woman.

    OR

    Wooly Gap Services, at a Premier Inn, with Lenny Henry, bullying him into donning that vile purple suit for another round of inane and frankly self-congratulatory adverts during which he tries to pretend that the Premier Inn isn’t a flee, semen and crazy, unfunny black man in purple suit infested cesspit of ineffable woe and self loathing, staffed by dregs scraped from the bottom of humanities barrel of educationally challenged / ethnic quota filling / criminal early release system rejects and populated exclusively by paper salesmen, cheating spouses and strange old couples who live there because the nursing homes in the local area got sick of him exposing his shrivelled ball bag at every opportunity, whilst she refused to talk about anything other than his flatulence and had a penchant for fastidiously collecting vouchers and tokens for products she will never use.

    OR

    Jizzbomb is right.

    • jizzbomb

      Goose (duck fucker) have you had a bad experience in a Premier Inn
      OR
      Have you been touched up by Lenny Henry
      OR
      Any of the ladies (mmmm) from Loose women
      OR
      Were you a 17 year old Moroccan…???

      Fucking hope I wrong now…..

  3. literallygoose

    You are right.

    On all counts.

  4. wandr

    Guess it really was quality snow, you lazy fuck. Didn’t leave that room for two weeks now.

    Try posting at reasonable hours so I have a chance to look at it before Queen Goose gives us the answer. Middle of the British night is perfect, thanks

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