Where’s that Motherfucker?


If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire… A Motherfucker.

That is a fucking craking pair of cheeks, everybody cheering is putting me off saving this for my wank bank and what is that, is it a fucking egg?!

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12 responses to “Where’s that Motherfucker?

  1. joannapingky

    Hi i’mamofo, your wheres that motherfucker post is really one particular of the most beneficial substance that :-bd.
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  2. literallygoose

    Oh good, your game of virtual hide and seek has attracted a Japanese window licker to stray dangerously away from staring at her fucking mammoth Hello Kitty collection to wander foolishly into this dump.

    I can’t be bothered checking out which of the various pop twats performed at this years Superbowl but you are no doubt secreted close to one of the females there. Egg = American Football?

  3. wandr

    Imamofo’s most beneficial substance…
    I’ll come back when I stop laughing at that one

    And Christina Aguisomethingwhateverwhatthefuckiswithherhair. And let’s all not care that she fucked the lyrics…

  4. wordpervert

    This game is too hard for me, but it seems goose is a natural at playing it, and I fucking laughed hard at his response to pigtails’ garbled comment. I’ll go to bed with a smile on my face. Cheers.

  5. literallygoose

    Happy to be of service Word.

    I work to a strict formula based on Golbach’s Conjecture when trying to work out where Mofo is:

    P= a*b /^N Ò-µ1‰ =(P/8³*1¢)

    Where P is the level of depravity and N is the closest celebrity in need of a good dose of Mofo’s home brand face custard.

    • jizzbomb

      By CaptaIn Kirks Nipples, that was the best, Goose (duck fucker) you go ever further up my chain of hilarity.
      I even googled your equation, just to see if you were cheating of course…

  6. I’m finding your brand of vulgar, ashamedly dirty rants quite funny. Quite quite funny.

    • Hullo lilalips Good to have you onboard the Good Ship Fuckatron.

      Please note that for every smirk I raise I will demand a handjob in return… Guffaws and Titters obviously come at a higher price and can be negotiated upon at point of sale.

  7. jizzbomb

    Mofo, am guessing the superbowl thing is right, but a question….
    Are you actually inside Christina Aguidontknowthewordstosongbutnobodywillnotice.. Maybe in her baby oven, and thats the egg your looking at..???
    So are you shooting your Mofo Man Milk trying to impregnate Christina and create and army of Mofo’s with massive fake norks….??? fair play to ya

  8. wandr

    I was rather thinking about the egg on her face/head… something like that. Isn’t that an expression meaning you look like an idiot?

    Or the ball, as goose mentionned…

    A Christina/mofo hybrid seems like a really fearsome thing

  9. literallygoose

    Throws a whole new light on the song “Dirty”.

    Do you think she would have sang:

    DJ’s spinning (show your hands)
    Let’s get dirrty (that’s my jam)
    I need that, uh, to get me off
    Sweat’n til my clothes come off

    If Mofo had gotten to her first? I for one think she wouldn’t ever want to take her clothes off again after she had invited Mofo to ‘get dirty’. God in heaven only knows what he would do to her if propositioned in that fashion, especially by a posing, preening, chaps wearing, hot pant sporting cunt like her. Not sure he would “rub her the right way” (different song).

    Also, without dwelling on it too much, I’m not sure she would be “Sweatin’ till her clothes come off” One would assume that given the circumstances she would likely find herself in having foolishly propositioned Mofo in such an overt fashion, it would be a foul mixture of her tears and Mofo’s cock paste that forced her out of her now ruined cow girls chaps and bra.

  10. Well done again you long winded, accurate deciphering Goosey cunt!

    Get the next one wrong or I’ll start editing your answers to make you look like a fucking moron with the I.Q of a paper cup full of dog spunk 😉

    The pert arse in question belonged to Hayden Panettiere, I was being her quarterback. Make up your own jokes RE: thrusting arms between legs, delivering balls and screaming numbers please.

    heh heh come find me shitfaces!

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