Where’s that Motherfucker?


Last week was easy, it was like hiding from a convention of deaf and blind five year old children with learning difficulties. Try again you spunk éclairs!

I refuse to walk like that, I’ve struggled to get on here to post this and there’s a lot of fuckers lobbing shit about!

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15 responses to “Where’s that Motherfucker?

  1. wordpervert

    I haven’t played this game before, but I’ll give it a whirl. You’re talking about Lamebook, amirite?

    And on that topic, what in the fucking hell is going on over there? Have you heard back from them as yet? I did notice you’d made a couple of pussy-like comments; so unlike you. Are you ill? Or have they allowed you back in with the condition you behave yourself? It sucks because so many people who make comments hardly put in any effort, and I can’t believe they even bother commenting. Your type of humour may not be every one’s cup of tea, but still, what happened to freedom of expression? It’s not fair you have to be a shell of your actual self in order to get a comment through. You shouldn’t have to censor yourself like that. It’s fucked. But maybe this could be seen as a good thing – you could come up with new ways to shock us all. A brand new persona, if you will. What do you think?

  2. literallygoose

    I am FURIOUS. Black Swan Promotional Tour? Go bollocks.

    Have fun in Egypt Fuckyoukhamun.

  3. wordpervert

    Well I look like a right dick now, don’t I? Just when I thought you were going to be stuck over in Lamebook’s ugly twin sister site forevermore, you’re back in the fold – and doing a good job, too. I’m still curious, though, as to what when on this past week, buddy…

    • Haha don’t feel too bad word we only came to an agreement last night.

      I’m on a non-disclosure promise, but I can tell you that there were tense negotiations, edgy debates on morals and censorship and strained standoffs’ regarding moderation.

      In the end I just kidnapped their dog and threatened to start posting it back to them in little bits if they didn’t let me back on…

  4. wordpervert

    However you did it, it’s good to have you back, mofo. Enjoy your day – and your weekend. I’m off to bed as it’s after 10. I’m old.

    • Nighty Night and stay safe in all that wanky weather! I have my own plans for you and don’t want nature intervening before I can get down there and set them in motion!

      You’re only as old as the squeeze you’re squeezing remember.

  5. wandr

    All that explaining only serves to make me even more curious. It’s not like you’ve toned down since you were back. Or in subtle enough a way that the rest of us (because it’s always about the rest of us, specifically me) aren’t suffering from withdrawal anymore…
    Damn non-disclosure agreements!

    Now, on to a more important topic

    Are you at a chicken kicking contest?

    • wandr See, now you’re falling for my International Man of Mystery Shtick… I’m an enigma, wrapped in a secret, enveloped in a tricky jigsaw puzzle…

      Commence Phase Two: Get her vital statistics and hair colour so I can choose the appropriate blow up doll to fuck whilst typing at her.

  6. LiterallyGoose is the winner again folks! That pole muncher is as keen as mustard so you’ll have to up your game!

    I’m off to hide again whilst Goose ecstatically fingers himself to a champions climax.

  7. marymemo

    HEY mofo!
    where is the cunt of the month?

  8. literallygoose

    I think that’s the point of this, isn’t it Mary?

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