Where’s that Motherfucker?


Due to the unexpected arrival of the bastard love spawn of Steven Hawking and Carol Vorderman (although if Carols’ involved there’s every chance I’m his dad) AKA literallygoose, you lucky fuckers get two games of hide and seek this week!

This outfit is not very flattering, the make-up ridiculous and I’m not half as nimble as I thought I was.

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14 responses to “Where’s that Motherfucker?

  1. literallygoose

    Have you constructed your very own costume? Are you currently in Seattle, pretending your a Superhero and ‘saving’ the good citizens from rape, theft and abuse?

    I can picture it now. A blonde, crack whore, mother of three has been cornered in an alleyway by an angry punter from last week who, after a rumble around her jungle, has come back seeking revenge for the horde of crabs he has infesting his beard, pubes, arse hair and eyebrows. Just as he is about to back hand the slag to her knees, a ‘man’ in a giant pink and purple veined latex Cock suit complete with pubic hair cape and bollock shaped leg protectors swoops in head (bellend) first, dousing the assailant in nerve inhibiting custard, fired expertly through the small, green tinged hole that sits at the top of the head piece. With the assailant down, Mofo strikes a heroic pose before clubbing the dosed up whore around the face with a cock shaped cosh that was tucked secretively in his utility belt and dragging the unconscious bint by the hair back towards his basement.

  2. jizzbomb

    Holy shit…. Ner, Ner, Ner, Ner, Ner, Ner, Ner, Botman

  3. wandr

    Holy shit! For a second there I thought you my have been my daughter’s gymnastics instructor. Man was he/she scary!

    I would have gone for Spunker-man…

  4. jizzbomb

    Are you in Kazakhstan in a bright green Man-kini

    Fuck me, is this you Mofo….???

  5. jizzbomb

    Or the Bukkake Bandit

    Anyway, Mofo, what is the outfit made of….??? What make it unflattering…??? Is it the outfit or your unsightly bulges…???

  6. literallygoose

    Have you managed to sneak onto the god awful show that is Dancing on Ice, in a bid to rid the world of that god awful scouse reprobate – Kerry Katona?

  7. riquerizo

    who you lookin for, me? gay site.

  8. Nope.. I’m afraid I’m not SuperWonderCock Man.. although the idea is appealing and has some merit for further investigation.

    jizz The outfit has different aspects but there is a lot of Latex and some frilly fucking stuff too, there are unsightly bulges present which may give me away if i’m not careful.

  9. jizzbomb

    Are you hiding inside the waredrobe of Lady ‘hope my hairy ball sack dont fall out’ Ga Ga, maybe even her very own body double…????
    or, on site sex slave, after all it would take a massive dick (like yourself) to fill her up, as she is/has a massive cunt….

  10. literallygoose

    Mofo on Ice?

  11. literallygoose

    Billed as “A beautiful tale of Rape, Incest, Bestiality and the true love that exists between one man and his MASSIVE stick, told through bold and expressive interpretive dance on the medium of ice.”

    The Times calls it “A sickening and utterly tasteless hour of grossly overacted and untalented bedlam.”

    The Guardian says “A waste of time and money that could better have been spent being donated to the sick mind behind this show in order to pay for a much needed series of Psychiatric treatments”

    The Sun says “Mofo in shock Taliban, UFO, Barrymore, Rehab, Drug Betting and Phone Taping Scandal!”

  12. jizz Nope nothing to do with Lady Fuckwit I’m afraid, although it’s funny that you should mention it, but the scantily, barely covered cunt I’m peeping at right now is beautiful, I bet it’s lips are all puffy and damp with excitement.

    goose Dancing is involved only not on ice. The last time i was in the paper I got really pissed off,…. the photo-fit looked fuck all like me, made me look a right munter they did.

  13. Well that confounded the fucking lot of you didn’t it?! Haha take that you useless fucking seekers!

    I was in fact disguised as a Ballerina extra in the Black Swan promotional tour and was using my advantageous position to stare at Natalie Portmans’ cum trough.

    Better luck next week wankers!

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