Where’s that Motherfucker?


They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek that dastardly, elusive Motherfucker everywhere.

This stupid fuckarse wig is itchy, I hate the smell of babies all pukey and shitty and what’s more I have to keep this stupid act up or I’m likely to get myself bummed or arrested…or both! 

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3 responses to “Where’s that Motherfucker?

  1. literallygoose

    Wigs. Babies. Bumming.

    Key words that, to my highly trained eye, create a detailed roadmap to one conclusion…

    You are clearly impersonating Elton John in a well judged and frankly genius attempt to scam the civilian bummer that the mangy old ivory tinkling, hissy fit throwing, baby adopting cunt lives with. David ‘Ginger Spunk in my eye’ Furnish. No doubt you will unceremoniously dump Mr Furnish the first time he tries to pull your pork, suing him for his half of the Elton fortune and ensuring a healthy retirement fund for yourself with 18 years of child support payments from the smug bellend.

    Which makes me think. Where are you hiding the specky sausage gobbler whilst you try to pull off this plan of yours?

    Good luck to you Mofo, your secrets safe with me.

  2. literallygoose?… Literally a clever cunt!

    I was disguised as Elton John and kidnapping his new baby to ransom off!

    I was keeping the chubby little cock lover locked in a basement with the other gays in my collection.

    Here we go again come find me!

  3. jizzbomb

    I thought I would give the newbys a chance on this one… Lucky duck fucker

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