Where’s that Motherfucker?


Poor show last week Wankheads; I bet when you got school reports it always read, Must try harder.

This Fez is ill fitting and I’m running out of rocks, but at least these easily led fuckwits are following orders.

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25 responses to “Where’s that Motherfucker?

  1. wandr

    Oooooh! I know, I know.
    You’re in Turkey, you assembled a small army of wankers and tossers, and you’ve descended upon the set of Ghost Rider 2, because seriously who wouldn’t be overcome with righteous wrath at the thought that they are making a sequel to that piss-filled, unimaginative, insanely cliché’d piece of bullshit that was the first Ghost Rider. I know. I was subjected to it, and my uterus nearly tore out through my vagina, desperate not to bring spawns into a world where such an abomination was conceived. I can’t believe they’re making another one. Screw them.

  2. jizzbomb

    Hold the fucking boat a minute,
    Nr 1 – maybe my 5 days in bed have given me some clarity….. Are you in Tunisia, chucking rocks at British tourists…?????????? YOU KNOW AM RIGHT
    Nr 2 – Their making a Ghost Rider 2…. I AGREE, WHY….? But its not the worst film Nick Cage has done, have you ever seen Windtalkers, it makes Ghostrider worthy of a couple of fucking Golden Globes… I alnost ripped mine off when I saw it, the pain would of been less intense
    Nr 3 – An last but not least, probz most important – Wandr is a girl….??? when did that fuckin happen….???

  3. Well fuck me with a hatstand, you’ve only gone and cracked it you cunt!

    I was in Tunisia, inciting hate within the general populace and getting them to riot and mob attack tourists… Well done Jizzbomb!

    What is this you two? You sound like a couple of pissed up film critics and I’m pretty sure wandr has been a woman all her life… pretty sure.

  4. jizzbomb

    Whoo Whoo, in your face Wandr..
    U say your ‘pretty sure’ wandr has been a woman all her life, but whats ‘your’ proof…???

  5. jizzbomb

    Fuck me, me, me, me, u noticed its just the 3 of us, us, us, us….???? Is this a restricted site, site, site, site…???
    Wow an echo, echo, echo

  6. There’s three of us talking mate, but fucking loads of nervous listeners… Their doing the virtual equivilent of pressing a glass against the bedroom wall to listen to their neighbours rutting.

    I don’t know how to draw them out, any suggestions jizz, wandr?

    If you are a lurker, do me a favour. Let me know on Lamebook why you won’t / can’t post here….. I promise I’ll not rip the fuck out of you.

  7. jizzbomb

    mmmmm, Lurkers….. is that the same as wearing a condom, you know, goin through the motions with a feeling of not actually being in any danger… come on in, whip off the rubber, dive in an share your bodily fluids with ours, am sure wandr’s up for that, she’s a game girl….

  8. literallygoose

    I have battled through the hellish, rage inducing sweat (and cum) drenched 15 minute IT slugfest that is the Word Press sign up process to tell you that…

    …the Word Press sign up process is a hellish, rage inducing sweat drenched 15 minute IT slugfest that almost put me off my stride mid wank.

  9. Welcome to the clusterfuck literallygoose!

    I too am coming to the conclusion that this fuckwit blog site is preventing my multitude host of readers from communicating with me!

    I respect you for your perseverance but admonish you for your sloppy wank technique. Never loose wank stride never

  10. Ok, ok, I’ve come out of hiding. That was quite the annoying process. I don’t actually have to, like, start a blog of my own, do I?

    • wandr

      Hi gypsie, take your clothes off and make yourself at home!

      And no. I think invading someone’s blog is quite sufficient.

      Plus, having a blog is all about opinions, and women should not be allowed opinions.

  11. wandr

    Hullo goose!

    I bow to you, Jizz, but not too much, and I keep my buttcheeks firmly clenched. We have company

    Perhaps if I looked at the news to get a picture of life around the world instead of just assuming that mofo is representative of his part of it… I’d stand more of a chance, but hey… I tried

    As for me, well.. Yeah. I’m also pretty sure I’ve always been a woman. Well, no. Some things did grow along the way, but all naturally. No surgical alteration that I know of

    And I’m all for the bodily fluid fest, as long as you all respect me in the morning

  12. Someone mentioned orgy? Count me in!

  13. marymemo

    Rubber is off!

  14. literallygoose

    Point taken Mofo, I humbly bow to your… well… actually, I don’t particularly feel like bending over in anyway round these parts at present. I don’t entirely trust Jizzbomb, plus I recently masqueraded as both a Cock Jockey and a Christian in an effort to fool the British Justice System into giving me loads of money, so bending over when there is a MASSIVE BUMMING STICK in the vicinity could be a bad choice on my part. I would have won the case as well if it weren’t for a combination of those pesky kids and the Judges realisation of repressed early childhood memories concerning indignities suffered at the hands of his family priest. Who would have thought that me dressing in a cassock whilst attempting autofellatio in court would have such an effect?

  15. literallygoose

    And thanks for the warm (and rather sticky) welcome guys.

  16. jizzbomb

    Wow, hope the fuckin orgie didn’t start with out me….
    Funny how the offer of sharing bodily fluids gets people to join in, what does that say about you lot, ya sick fucks…. Welcome, your in the right place…
    Goose – am watching you…..

  17. jizzbomb

    Oi, fuckers, I want a picture, how the fuck do I do that….???

  18. jizzbomb

    Its ok, calm the fuck down, dont all rush in at once, I done it now…

  19. Fuck me you have been a set of busy little bastards haven’t you?!

    lilgypsy Welcome to the fuckhouse, a quick warning though: Laying there without moving is not wise, If I were you i’d keep moving or you’ll end up looking like you lost a fight with a bucket of wallpaper paste.

    goose Being in court sucks…..

    jizz Is this new fancy dan profile pic an extension of your, ‘come and see these puppies’ agenda?

    mary Now that we’ve unwrapped you bend over and prepare to be basted!

    wandr Onions…women shouldn’t have onions, I think you’ve got confused somehow… mind you it’s easy to do with a small ladies brain I suppose.

    Right I know it’s a bit earlier in the week than usual, but due to Jizzbombs miraculous epiphany I have been exposed, so I’m off to hide again. Later wanktards!

  20. wandr

    Oh! That explains this weekend’s anal sex only policy. I thought it was just cause I’m butt ugly. You should have offeres your special mouthwash
    No onions next time. I promise! *giggles like the fucking idiot that she is*

    • ALL women are beautiful, yes, even the ones that fucking look like they’ve stuck their heads in a bucket of shit and eat their own body weight in bacon sandwiches every bastard day. It’s those lovely holes that you’ve all got, they make mini Venus’s out of the lot of you.

      Unfortunately the special mouthwash is likely to smell more than the onions, besides most of it is likely to go across the bridge of your nose or land on your chin…. I’m a terrible shot…….or am I?

  21. Really, as long as you don’t get it in my eyes, I’m good for where ever. It kind of burns when you get it in the eyes.

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