Where’s that Motherfucker?


Same as always, deduce my whereabouts you fuckers. Easy one this week I think?

It’s a good job I’m not scared of heights, this bio-hazard suit is a bit fucking tight and the spray canister / gun on my back is starting to get a bit heavy.

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12 responses to “Where’s that Motherfucker?

  1. jizzbomb

    Am a little worried about how tight this bio-hazard suit is, does it have a zip over the mouth….????
    Since we only have to guess the Country – are you in the USA…???

  2. jizzbomb

    Are you in Russia then…??? or China

  3. jizzbomb

    Seriously Though,
    How high are you…???
    What is in the canister…???
    Are you Banksy, painting the first block of flats for 3 tit’d cum suckin tarts in chernobyl russia…???

  4. Woah Woah Woah. Calm down jizzbomb you little fuckpuppy, you’re like an over enthusiastic Pavlov’s dog dry humping my leg.

    I am currently in the USA, I have also recently been in Romania and Sweden. I’m up with the birds, and it’s pretty cold. The canister contains some high grade chemical shit.

    I once fucked a girl from Chernobyl, she didn’t have three tits though. She didn’t have any tits actually…or a dickhole… just a big cock and balls… She said her name was Svetlana, but thinking back she didn’t even have a Russian accent…. and she looked a lot like my Dad.

  5. jizzbomb

    Svetlana, I used to go out wi a girl like that, did she have a tatoo of an anchor on her right arm, 4 inch scar down her left cheek, 5 oclock shadow all day and a brother called Ikicka Bollokoff…???

  6. wandr

    Ok, I feel a lot of pressure after my performance in the last edition, but I’ll still have a go.

    At first I thought maybe you were trying to force your way into an audition for the next Ghostbusters movie and the biosuit and gun is the closest costume you could get. Maybe you enjoy the supernatural as well as the dead and decaying.

    But then since you’ve also been to Romania and Sweden, I’ll go for you trying out for the porn spoof of Ghostbuster with a younger, possibly blonder, Sigourney Weaver. They’re currently shooting the scene on top of a tall building. Either with the giant doughwhore or the keymistress. (I’m trying to be specific, here…)

  7. I’m afraid you’re wrong wandr

    I’m not on top of a building, in fact if i’m honest my position is a little precarious, despite the pilot saying we’re perfectly safe.

    Funnily enough though I was involved in the porn remake of Ghostbusters, I starred in Quimbusters over five years ago now… I played Slimer.

  8. wandr

    Fuck me! No jokes about crossing streams…
    Back to thinking, then

  9. I’m closing this one down on Wednesday so that I can open a new one, I’d hate for you all to throw a hissy fit cause I didn’t warn you all.

  10. wandr

    I can’t find you. You must be Ben Laden. In a biohazard suit. On a plane.

  11. Ahh well I thought this was an easy one too!

    Last week I was travelling in a hot air balloon, spraying toxic chemicals into the air and causing the so-called ‘mysterious deaths’ of numerous flocks of birds worldwide.

    Better luck next week cum lovers!

  12. jizzbomb

    What, where, when.. you fuckers went on wi out me…. Thanks
    I bumpped in to Svetlana an her brother in town, we a few drinks, I blacked out, an then I woke up 5 days later tucked up in bed wi a LOT of ring sting an a Tattoo across my arse cheek saying ”LAST ONE TO LEAVE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF” not sure what thats all about
    I try harder on the next one, nice to know you noticed I not there

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