Where’s that Motherfucker?


After the resounding success that was last months Where’s that Motherfucker, I have decided to make it a bit easier for you easily confounded ballbags.

‘Uck I’m wet up to the knees, slightly horny and fed up of these goggles.’

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10 responses to “Where’s that Motherfucker?

  1. jizzbomb

    Are you at a party with Michael Barrymore in his swimming pool wearing a gimp suit…???

  2. Nooooo…… but if I’m lucky I may find a stiffy in some water…. does that help?

    Is there anybody else out there?! Don’t leave me alone with this bumlicker! I’m a complete mofo I know, but surely I don’t deserve this!?

  3. wandrnot

    Fucking sewers. Right in your element, filthy motherfucker. And drop the goggles. The crap will burn out your eyes, but you don’t need them to find that stiff you’re so desperate for. Your other senses should eventually compensate for your lost vision. Sharper sense of touch should be fun right?

  4. Not in the sewers either i’m afraid wandrnot, but I am getting piss wet through. The goggles are a must if i’m going to find what I’m looking for.

    The last time I was in the sewers I was tricked into a gangbang bukkake by four giant turtles… they said they were artists, but i have reason to believe that they were just saying that to get me on my knees.

  5. wandrnot

    You’re probably all wrinkly from the wetness, too. I may puke just thinking about it.
    You’re in Brisbane, you dropped your bumming stick in the muck. Why it turns you on is open to speculation. Likely it has to do with the fact that you have to bend over to look for it.

  6. Annnnnd we have a winner!…. Well close enough anways…Congratulations wandrnot you’re our first winner!

    I was actually in Queensland engaging in a bit of Snorkel Corpse Looting. I always get a bit turned on when i’m doing something naughtgy.

    Same country at least and the correct natural disaster. Right i’m off to hide again.

  7. jizzbomb

    What, close enough, Wandrnot or Mrs Imamofo as he is probz better known as can have this one, I didn’t know we only had to guess the right country…
    And just what is a ‘naughtgy’…?????

    • wandrnot

      Aw… Poop on you, don’t be so jealous. Here, I’ll let you have the next one, because I’m that frickin nice.
      Plus, I’m sure there’s fierce competition for the Mrs Mofo title, so don’t be too quick to award it. But thanks for your vote.

    • Hey now come on mate! Don’t be such a sore looser, didn’t your mum teach you any manners… or how to play nicely….or how to touch a woman properly?

      You’ve been around here for six weeks (which I appreciate) and the closest you got was…. me dressed in a gimp suit, with a game show host from the early nineties, at an event that happened over a decade ago!?

      Must try harder piss brain! I would say go try your chances on the next one, but you’ve already jizzbombed all over it.

  8. jizzbomb

    Poop on me…??? Whateva floats your boat mate…???
    I think you may be surprised at the amount of competition for the Mrs Mofo title, it would take a strong willed ‘bloke’ to put up wi this twisted fuck, but you defo got my vote…

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